Everyone knows that the most important part of a site is the ability to carry information with a purpose. Unfortunately I'm more likely to start a new religion around tube socks, than to carry information with a purpose. For me, that's roughly the equivalent of running with scissors. But I do carry around random info for virtually no purpose at all. This site is just a hideously large example of that. And to prove it I will fill this page with absolutely mind-numbing text. Have a nice day!
Aug. 1st - Did you ever get the feeling that there were some kinda of weird-ass bugs between your toes and you check and it turns out to be two years-worth of fungus which technically could be it's own phylum? I hate that feeling. Happy Birthday Mom!!!!
Aug. 4th - Aww man, the monkeys always go for the nuts...
Aug. 5th - Holy crap...did you know that physically speaking, uteri/uteruses are 98.9 more likely to spontaneously combust than the average phone book?!? That's really depressing...