Things That YOU Should Do For Healthy Summer Living
-Take a shower once/twice a day
-Mow the lawn
-Send me a dollar
-Walk around naked
-Punch a sibling in the face
-Kill a hobo/drifter
-Watch "Bean" (Rowan Atkinson kicks ass)
-Be your own man/woman at least 2-3 times a day
-NOT go to Arkansas (only for those who want herpes/crabs)
-Send me another dollar
-Ask for a swift kick in the butt (if you don't think you need one, you probably need it more
than anyone else)
-Set fire to something/someone
-Get a JOB!